Q. Blankets are probably the oldest and greatest invention in the history of all mankind -- how could you possibly make them sweeter?
A. By adding sleeves.
It's called "The Snuggie. It's a blanket. And it's got sleeves.
It's perfect for keeping warm and staying hands-free and apparently getting down on mad games of Backgammon.
It's also great for: pretending you're a Jedi knight, convincing your neighbors you've joined a scary religious cult, re-enacting the high school graduation ceremony to which you were never invited, assisting in a Catholic mass, or recording an album of indiscernible Latin chanting.
But if you really want to complete the look then you totally gotta get the "The Hillow" -- the pillow you wear as a hat.
I just invented them shits. Patent pending.
**BONUS PRODUCT**
http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/
It's the sleeping bag -- that you WEAR!
Now you can be warm AND look like DEVO.
(**special thanks to True Stories fan Ryan for finding this European gem)
Oct 16, 2008
It's a Blanket ... with Sleeves, No Less!
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Of course once you amass all of those at home comforts you will more than likely need to invest in something for the colder months on the way. I present to you, The Selk Bag. Ideal for taking the blanket with arms to next level. Never do another thing without that warm cozy feeling.
http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/
so thats where my Gregorian Chant tape went to.
The snuggie is great when you and you and the ol lady play Priest and Catholic school girl.
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