Oct 16, 2008

It's a Blanket ... with Sleeves, No Less!

Q. Blankets are probably the oldest and greatest invention in the history of all mankind -- how could you possibly make them sweeter?

A. By adding sleeves.



It's called "The Snuggie. It's a blanket. And it's got sleeves.



It's perfect for keeping warm and staying hands-free and apparently getting down on mad games of Backgammon.

It's also great for: pretending you're a Jedi knight, convincing your neighbors you've joined a scary religious cult, re-enacting the high school graduation ceremony to which you were never invited, assisting in a Catholic mass, or recording an album of indiscernible Latin chanting.



But if you really want to complete the look then you totally gotta get the "The Hillow" -- the pillow you wear as a hat.



I just invented them shits. Patent pending.




**BONUS PRODUCT**

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/



It's the sleeping bag -- that you WEAR!

Now you can be warm AND look like DEVO.



(**special thanks to True Stories fan Ryan for finding this European gem)

3 comments:

ryans said...

Of course once you amass all of those at home comforts you will more than likely need to invest in something for the colder months on the way. I present to you, The Selk Bag. Ideal for taking the blanket with arms to next level. Never do another thing without that warm cozy feeling.

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/

Anonymous said...

so thats where my Gregorian Chant tape went to.

Anonymous said...

The snuggie is great when you and you and the ol lady play Priest and Catholic school girl.