Better Watch Out

Just moments ago I received an urgent telegram from The North Pole.

And you're not gonna believe this: it was from Santa Claus, the head honcho himself!

Here's what it said:

Ray-- Did you see this shit yet?

http://www.denverpost.com/commented/ci_7470303?source=commented-news

Basically they're telling me I am not allowed to say Ho=Ho-Ho anymore. Bunch of horseshit. People got no class I tell ya. Every FUCKING YEAR I put together a pretty goddamn GOOD DEAL for the entire world AKA I drop off billions of dollars worth of free shit to about 43Million houses +++ FOR FREE, mind you == AND == I do it ALL IN ONE NIGHT, and now I'm being censored?? Fuck that. I'm Santa I say WHAT THE FUCK I WANT.

Speakin of, what do you want for Christmas this year?

LAter hoe,
Santa

Man, Santa is STEAMED! I know some Aussies who won't be getting any boomerangs this year! Oh, wait -- can I say that?? Is that an offensive statement? ? Oh man, it seems like everything is un-PC these days, like everything you say can upset just about anybody. Man, I shouldn't have said that. Shit. I guess all I can hope for now is that no boomerangs read this website. Fingers crossed...