Cruisin...

So recently, NASCAR driver Aaron Fike admitted that he occasionally shot-up heroin on race days. Wow, now ain’t that somethin’? Can’t say I blame him though -- have you ever actually watched NASCAR? It’s a fucking snooze-fest!

Still, something needs to be done. I don’t care if these guys are only going around in circles on a closed track -- they need to set up DUI-checkpoints every 30 or 40 laps. And not just on 4th of July and Memorial Day weekends, either. You never know how many tall-boys Dale Jr. may’ve had by lap 100, on ANY given race day.

But honestly, I couldn’t help but try and imagine what racing on a NASCAR track would be like if you were high on black-tar heroin. Perhaps something like this?